I love you like a fat kid loves cake.
This is the kind of people these events attract
Listen to me you dopey squingilli eaten SOB.
Am I in charge of this guys restaurant? NO!
Do I tell people what to do? NO!
As far as I’m concerned. Your dumb azz
doesn’t sit on the same bowl as me.
Come on sarge. The beers on me.
Yo I ain’t responsible for Kosovo. Buy your own ch!t.